The Trump Presidential Library:
A sneak preview of the books to come…
By Kevin E. West
The Presidential library, established since Herbert Hoover, has become a tradition in which documents, artifacts, gifts of state, and museum exhibits are maintained that relate to the former president’s life and career, both political and professional. Upon the departure of a U.S. President, the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) establishes a presidential materials project to house and index the documents until a new presidential library is built and transferred to the federal government.
Typically presidential libraries are established in a former president’s home state, but based on the number of lawsuits filed by the Southern District of New York it is difficult to predict when a library could or would be built in the state of New York as Mr. Trump may be physically detained and “unavailable” for its commencement. Additionally, it seems most of what Mr. Trump has collected during his White House tenure are just bags of cash, rather than gifts and artifacts so the (NARA) may be short on Presidential inventory.
So, with the current impeachment inquiry underway, the legitimate possibility exists that Donald J. Trump may not win re-election in 2020 or even see his first term to its natural end. With all of this uncertainty swirling about we wanted to bring some calm and clarity to this prestigious post-Presidency honor. Yes, there’s no doubt that Mr. Trump will proudly display The Art of the Deal in his Presidential library but what about all of the other potential literary gems that will provide a retrospective on @RealDonaldTrump?
Therefore, prior to the Holiday gift giving and the American exuberance for the joy of the season, this seemed like a good time to present a short list of the books that we expect to populate a few shelves of the Presidential library Donald J. Trump may have written, about him, by him, or his many cherished children, lovers, associates, friends, former staff and Cabinet members. We just can’t wait to feast our eyes on these!
Commissioned Titles for the Trump Library:
Complicity: My New Brand!
Yes, I’m the Star of The Pee Tape
Don Trump Jr.
How to Adopt a Russian Hooker
Jews, Will Not – Wait, What?
The Forgotten Son – Thank God
Kim Jong Un
Two Wild ‘n Crazy Guys
Foreword by Steve Martin
A Man’s Got to Know His Limitations
Foreword by Clint Eastwood
Puppetry: My Shirtless Pastime
Volodymyr Zelensky (Ukrainian Pres.)
Investigate Joe who…Arpaio?
Rep. of China Pres. Xi Jinping
@RealArtoftheDeal: Trade Wars
Turkish Pres. Erdoğan
Wow, You Are Putin’s Bitch!
Mohammad Bin Salman (M.B.S.)
I Loved the Meatloaf Scene in Rocky Horror
Trump’s Turkey ‘n All the Fixin’s
Eastern Promises; A Love Story
Grandpa Himmler’s Doctrine
Gaslighting: Mein McCarthyisms
Roy Cohn Can’t Carry my Jockstrap
Really, I Wear Ivanka
Don Swamp & The Deplorables
I’ve Evolved On the Constitution
The Apprentice was Overrated
Quid Pro Quo; A Trump Twister
Aren’t Trump Donors Exempt?
Damn Donald, I Thought I was Nuts
How to: GET OVER IT!
Melania’s Special Accessory
Gen. Michael Flynn
From Russia With Love
Show Me the Money
I’m with Stupid ↑
Michael Flynn Jr.
Pops – The Flippin’ Flynn
Neon Becomes Me
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
All Mad Cow – No Spine
Reporters I Made Famous
A Hobbit Has No Memory!
My IQ Isn’t the Only Thing Bigger!
Deflecting My Way to the Senate
Hell, Even I Stand Against Putin
Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci
10 Days of Daycare
Brain Tumor v. Bone Spurs
Pocahontas Shoots Pinocchio on 5th Ave.
Republicans: The New Spineless Left
Sergey Kislyak & Sergei Lavrov
K.T. McFarland: Russian 3-Ways Rule!
1001 Giuliani Jokes
Mr. Flynn, You Make Nice with Vladimir
We Make Concert for Adopted Russians
I Do Trump’s Hair ‘n Make-up
Uh, it’s Caputo, NOT Capote
You Should See My Secure Server
Gen. John Kelly
The ‘Yes Man’ is a Movie, Dipshit!
My Bride Cost More Than Yours
Coffee Boys’ Got Game
Charter Flight Blues
.EDU means what again?
Yes, He’s Impotent – I Mean, Incompetent
They Don’t Make Condoms That Small
My Secret Crush on Ginsburg
@SCOTUS: A Guide to Boofing!
I’m Not the Ukrainian Energy Secretary?
I’ll Beat a Security Clearance Out of You
I Can Take a Lickin’ n’ Keep On Tickin’
Executive Time with my Baby Orangutan
Me ‘n Putin, Sittin’ in a Tree…
Literally, I Am Full of Shit
Being Trump’s Bitch
Attorney-Client Privilege, OY VEY!
Pardon My Racism
Mall Cop – A Teen Documentary
On Second Thought – Not That Bad!
My 1st Class Entourage
Transparency, a Hairdo
Trump’s Napoleon Complex
Sunday Bloody Sunday
Trump’s Bodyguard…is Missing
AVN Awards “Best Video” Winner
The Trump Organization: My side gig
The Mexican Government
Mexico Extends to Colorado, COOL!
We build Big Beautiful Tower for Blondie
U.S. Allies: A Compilation
No, Don’t Answer – Just Let It Ring
Contributors: Australia, France
Canada, England & Germany
Oh Boy, I Actually Hit “Send?”
Damn, is This Yours or Anthony Weiner’s?
Julian Assange is My Lover
Roger Stone Blows Me Qway
I’d Like a Beautiful Apology Letter!
Polling for Perogi’s
National Rifle Association
How to Control a Draft Dodger
Presidential Inaugural Committee (Biography)
We Do Better than the Mob
My Last Name Starts with ASS!
Santa Asked: Have You Been…
Mr. President, Please Don’t Shake My Hand
People, READ Between the Lines
Bernie, I Found the Damn Emails!
I Hate Knowing Everything
Told You So
Melania; Ms. Slovenia gets out
Donald J. Trump
Twitter: The Presidency for Dummies
The Trump Memoires; ‘My Executive Time Abyss’
Trilogy: Art of the Steal – The Fake News Blues
& Golfing With Very Fine People
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Kevin E. West is a veteran television actor in Hollywood whose Guest Star appearances include: Hawaii 5-0, Criminal Minds, Aquarius, Bones, Castle, Touch, CSI: Miami, Justified, Leverage, Lost, 24, Desperate Housewives, NCIS, Alias, CSI, Judging Amy and dozens more. Kevin is also a thrice-published author, with his latest work set to be released by TitleTown Publishing in November of 2019 entitled, ‘Politics…in a Word’, which is the first companion to the original Gift Book, Kevin’s Dictionary: ‘Life…in a Word’. Kevin is a former Stand-up comic, improv artist and the Founder of the award-winning performers business organization, The Actors’ Network.. Kevin is an international educational and Keynote speaker. He has spoken across the U.S. including, at UCLA the ShowBiz Expo, W.G.A., Screen Actors Guild Conservatory, and A Date with Hollywood at the Swedish Film Institute in Stockholm. Additional creative works include the award-winning video interview series, ActorBizGuru, and the 2-hour instructional audio program, The Actor’s Guide to GETTING THE JOB.
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